Will Yum Shakes Pear

Recently I started carving quotes into fruit and leaving them on co-workers' desks. As the day would pass, the carvings would slowly brown and become more prominent. It seemed like a nice, small surprise for those trudging through the workday. Many have been lost to the mouths of the viewers, or the cleaning lady who seems to hate rotting fruit laying around...

...but I present to you, Will Yum Shakes Pear.