Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The 2010 Fjörd Taurus

With American cars being made so shittily for so many years, Ford has recently teamed up with the entire country of Norway to create the best driving experience possible (for an American car). All production and schematics will take place in Norway, and you get to drive your new auto fresh off of the factory line!

... and then over the nearest fjörd. Since the car will be hideously ugly, under-performing, and an overall horrible riding experience, Ford and Norway think the owner should derive some pleasure from the vehicle. So send it kareening over a gorgeous fjörd landscape while breathing in that pure, mountain air! Destroy something other than the atmosphere for a change...

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